Does anyone remember the creepy zombie Jeff Gordon in Gran Turismo 5? Pepperidge Farm remembers. He'd give useless advice if you failed a tedious NASCAR challenge like "Remember, the car is heavy." Dude, games like Gran Turismo or Forza Motorsport have me racing pickup trucks, vans, limousines, and all sorts of stuff. NASCAR cars are lightweights compared to some of the stuff I've raced. How about some useful advice?
Well, now I'll resurrect Zombie Jeff Gordon to share some pearls of wisdom for today.
